10 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better than Sex!

Date:08-06-2013 15:40:06 read:12

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Chocolate or sex? If you had to choose one out of these, what would you pick? Technically speaking, both activities bring pleasure. But have you ever thought how chocolate is actually better than sex in some ways? Here are some reasons.

1. Chocolate is easy to get

A guy may not be that easy to find, to have sex with, but you can actually buy chocolates anytime, anywhere.

2. Eating chocolate is a public activity

You don’t need to worry about finding a room for eating chocolate. This can be done in front of everyone, guilt free!

3. You can actually walk fine on Monday mornings

Even if you eat bars and bars of chocolates during the weekend, you don’t feel any fatigue, or problem in walking fine on a Monday morning.

4. Chocolate doesn’t require you to strip

In other words, you don’t have to feel uncomfortable or conscious of your body while eating chocolate. Just about anyone and everyone can eat it.

5. Chocolate has a lot of variety

Finding varied men can cause you to get mean tags associated with your character, but eating various chocolates doesn’t cause that.

6. Chocolate has no risks

It doesn’t make you pregnant or cause any transmitted diseases to you.

7. It’s a clean affair

As oral as you may get, this is a clean affair! It doesn’t ruin the experience in any way, and you can totally enjoy what’s in your mouth.

8. You can eat it anytime

There is no need to plan or schedule eating a chocolate, because you can do it anytime, anywhere, working, driving, traveling; it’s totally your choice.

9. Chocolate doesn’t cause emotional damage

You can eat it guilt free, and the only emotion you will gain out of it, is that of feeling happy and satisfied, with no strings attached to the consumed chocolate!

10. Chocolate doesn’t judge

How you eat it, and in what order you eat it, is totally your business. Chocolate doesn’t judge you for your technique, speed or preference.

According to a study conducted, it was found out that chocolates gave ‘natural highs’ to people, and sometimes excites their brain more than kissing and making out. So if you are single, you should rather develop a happy relationship with chocolates!

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